OK, we got up this morning and done our normal routine. We all got dressed and went to church. Rusty wasn't able to preach this morning, so we had a new preacher who was really fired up. He was preaching a WONDERFUL sermon speaking about having so little, yet having so much. At the end of the service, he asked us all to stand and pray. I had Averrie on my hip and we were all standing, when Brother Minton gets to the end of the prayer and asked if any wanted to except Christ as their savior for the Lord to come into them that they may make a joyous noise. Well at that time Averrie said something, so I opened my eye to tell her to quite down. When I did, I see the BIGGEST BAT flying in the parish hall. I squealed (preacher probably thought that I was CRAZY) preacher said AMEN and I YELLED BAT BAT BAT!!!!!!!! OK, I know I over reacted but I hate birds and anything that flies. To think that a bat was in the parish hall between me and the door was the scariest thing in the world. Of course my little brother who is on crutches is the tallest in the congregation so the bat wanted to dodge at him. I am yelling "hit him with the crutch, hit him with the crutch!!" If you have ever heard that Ray Stevens song about the squirrel in church, I now know what he meant by the people screaming "HALLELUJAH"!!!! HA HA HA HA
At that time, I look at Sam and asked where the preacher was at. Needless to say he did not like flying things any more than I did, he was already at his truck!!!
Luckily, Rusty's oldest son Coltin is not scared of animals. He got a box and took a broom in which he caught the bat and took him to his mom's van. I sure hope they made it home with NOTHING getting out of that box. 5 kids, 1 scared mom and a bat locked in a van is not a good scenario!!!!! In case you have never heard the Ray Stevens song, here are the lyrics to it!!
Mississippi Squirrel revival
VERSE 1
Well when I was a kid I would take a tripevery Summer down to "Mississippi," to visit my Granny and 'er "Auntie Belluam World."I'd run barefooted all-day long, climbing trees free as a song; One day I happened to catch myself a squirrel. Well I stuffed him down in an old shoe box, and punched a couple holes in the top; When Sunday came I snuck em' in the Church. I sittin' way back on the verylast pew showin em' to my good buddy Hugh,when that squirrel got loose and went totally buzzerk.Well what happened next is hard to tell;some thought it was Heaven others thoughtit was Hell, but the fact that something was among was plain to see. As the choir sang " I Surrender All", the squirrel ran up Harv Newman's coveralls, and Harv leaped to his feet and said something's got a hold on me yeeeooow!CHORUSThe day the squirrel went buzzerk in the First Self-Righteous Church in that sleepy little town of Pascagoula. It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival. They were jumpin' pewsand shoutin' "Hallelujah".
VERSE 2
Well Harv hit the aisles dancin' and screamin'.Some thought he had Religion others thoughthe had a demon, and Harv thought he had a weed-eater loose in his fruit-of-the-looms.He fell to his knees to plead and beg, and the squirrel ran out of his britchy-leg; unobserved to the otherside of the room.All the way down to the AMEN pew, where sat "Sister Bertha Better-than-You", who had been watching all of the commotion with sufistic glee.But shoot, you should have seen the look in her eyes when that squirrel jumped her garders and crossed her thighs. And she jumped to her feet and said,"Lord have mercy on me."As that squirrel mad laps inside her dress she began to cry and then to confess, to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame. She told of gossip, and church desention, but thing that got the most attention was when she told of her Love Life and then she Started naming names.
CHORUS
VERSE 3
Well seven Deacons and then the Pastor got saved, and twenty-five thousand dollars got raised, and fifty volunteered for missions in the Congo on the spot.And even without an invitation there were at least five hundred rededications, and we all got rebaptized whether we needed it or not.Now you've heard the Bible stories I guess of how he parted the waters for Moses to pass. Oh the Miracles, God has wraught in this old world. But the one I'll remember till my dying day is when He put that church back on the narrow waywith a half crazed Mississippi squirrel. CHORUS (x2)















